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Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1 . Liberals
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement…

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to

decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish

but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher
testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self…..I'm going to have another beer.

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Below are web-sites that provide information on Veterans benefits
And how to file/ask for them. Accordingly, there are many sites that explain
How to obtain books, military/medical records, information and how to appeal
A denied claim with the VA.  Please pass this information on to every
Veteran you know.  Nearly 100% of this information is free and available for
All veterans, the only catch is: you have to ask for it, because they won't
Tell you about a specific benefit unless you ask for it.  You need to know
What questions to ask so the right doors open for you and then be ready to
Have an advocate who is willing to work with and for you, stay in the
Process, and press for your rights and your best interests.

Appeals http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/admin21/m21_1/mr/part1/ch05.doc


Board of Veteran's Appeals
http://www.va.gov/vbs/bva/


CARES Commission
http://www.va.gov/vbs/bva/

CARES Draft National Plan
http://www1.va.gov/cares/page.cfm?pg=105


Center for Minority Veterans
http://www1.va.gov/centerforminorityveterans/


Center for Veterans Enterprise
http://www.vetbiz.gov/default2.htm


Center for Women Veterans
http://www1.va.gov/womenvet/

Clarification on the changes in VA healthcare for Gulf War Veterans
http://www.gulfwarvets.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000016.html


Classified Records – American Gulf War Veterans Assoc
http://www.gulfwarvets.com/ubb/Forum18/HTML/000011.html


Compensation for Disabilities Associated with the Gulf War Service
http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/admin21/m21_1/part6%20/ch07.doc


Compensation Rate Tables, 12-1-03
http://www.vba.va.gov/bln/21/Rates/comp01.htm


Department of Veterans Affairs Home Page
http://www.va.gov/


Directory of Veterans Service Organizations
http://www1.va.gov/vso/index.cfm?template=view


Disability Examination Worksheets Index, Comp
http://www.vba.va.gov/bln/21/Benefits/exams/index.htm


Due Process
http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/admin21/m21_1/mr/part1/ch02.doc


Duty to Assist
http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/admin21/m21_1/mr/part1/ch01.doc


Electronic Code of Federal Regulations
http://www.gpoaccess.gov/ecfr/


Emergency, Non-emergency, and Fee Basis Care
http://www1.va.gov/opa/vadocs/fedben.pdf


Environmental Agents
http://www1.va.gov/environagents/


Environmental Agents M10
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1002


Establishing Combat Veteran Eligibility
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=315


EVALUATION PROTOCOL FOR GULF WAR AND IRAQI FREEDOM VETERANS WITH
POTENTIAL EXPOSURE TO DEPLETED URANIUM (DU)
http://www1.va.gov/gulfwar/docs/DUHandbook1303122304.DOC


and
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1158

See also, Depleted Uranium Fact Sheet
http://www1.va.gov/gulfwar/docs/DepletedUraniumFAQSheet.doc


EVALUATION PROTOCOL FOR NON-GULF WAR VETERANS WITH POTENTIAL
EXPOSURE TO DEPLETED URANIUM (DU)
http://www1.va.gov/gulfwar/docs/DUHANDBOOKNONGW130340304.DOC


Fee Basis, PRIORITY FOR OUTPATIENT MEDICAL SERVICES AND INPATIENT
HOSPITAL CARE
http://www1.va..gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=206


Federal Benefits for Veterans and Dependants
http://www1.va.gov/opa/vadocs/fedben.pdf

OR,
http://www1.va..gov/opa/vadocs/current_benefits.htm


Forms and Records Request
http://www.va.gov/vaforms/


General Compensation Provisions
http://www.access.gpo.gov/uscode/title38/partii_chapter11_subchaptervi_.html


Geriatrics and Extended Care
http://www1.va.gov/geriatricsshg/


Guideline for Chronic Pain and Fatigue MUS-CPG
http://www.oqp.med.va.gov/cpg/cpgn/mus/mus_base.htm


Guide to Gulf War Veteran's Health
http://www1.va.gov/gulfwar/docs/VHIgulfwar.pdf


Gulf War Subject Index
http://www1.va.gov/GulfWar/page.cfm?pg=7&template=main&letter=A


Gulf War Veteran's Illnesses Q&As
http://www1.va.gov/gulfwar/docs/GWIllnessesQandAsIB1041.pdf


Hearings
http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/admin21/m21_1/mr/part1/ch04.doc


Homeless Veterans
http://www1.va.gov/homeless/


HSR&D Home
http://www.hsrd.research.va.gov/

Index to Disability Examination Worksheets C&P exams
http://www.vba.va.gov/bln/21/benefits/exams/index.htm


Ionizing Radiation
http://www1.va.gov/irad/


Iraqi Freedom/Enduring Freedom Veterans VBA
http://www.vba.va.gov/EFIF/


M 10 for spouses and children
<
http://www1..va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1007

M10 Part III Change 1
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1008

M21-1 Table of Contents
http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/M21_1.html


Mental Disorders, Schedule of Ratings
http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/regs/38CFR/BOOKC/PART4/S4_130.DOC


Mental Health Program Guidelines
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1094


Mental Illness Research, Education and Clinical Centers
http://www.mirecc.med.va.gov/


MS (Multiple Sclerosis) Centers of Excellence
http://www.va.gov/ms/about.asp


My Health e Vet
http://www.myhealth.va.gov/


NASDVA.COM
http://nasdva.com/


National Association of State Directors
http://www.nasdva.com/


National Center for Health Promotion and Disease Prevention
http://www.nchpdp.med.va.gov/postdeploymentlinks.asp


Neurological Conditions and Convulsive Disorders, Schedule of
Ratings
http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/regs/38cfr/bookc/part4/s4%5F124a.doc


OMI (Office of Medical Inspector)
http://www.omi.cio.med.va.gov/


Online VA Form 10-10EZ
https://www.1010ez..med.va.gov/sec/vha/1010ez/


Parkinson's Disease and Related Neurodegenerative Disorders
http://www1.va.gov/resdev/funding/solicitations/docs/parkinsons.pdf


and,
http://www1.va.gov/padrecc/ <http://www1.va.gov/padrecc/>;

Peacetime Disability Compensation
http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=browse_usc&docid=C
ite:+38USC1131


Pension for Non-Service-Connected Disability or Death
http://www.access.gpo.gov/uscode/title38/partii_chapter15_subchapteri_.html


and,
http://www.access.gpo.gov/uscode/title38/partii_chapter15_subchapterii_.html


and,
http://www.access.gpo.gov/uscode/title38/partii_chapter15_subchapteriii_.htm
l


Persian Gulf Registry
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1003


This program is now referred to as Gulf War Registry Program (to
include Operation Iraqi Freedom) as of March 7, 2005:
http://www1..va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1232


Persian Gulf Registry Referral Centers
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1006


Persian Gulf Veterans' Illnesses Research 1999, Annual Report To
Congress
http://www1.va.gov/resdev/1999_Gulf_War_Veterans'_Illnesses_Appendices.doc


Persian Gulf Veterans' Illnesses Research 2002, Annual Report To Congress
http://www1.va.gov/resdev/prt/gulf_war_2002/GulfWarRpt02.pdf


Phase I PGR
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1004


Phase II PGR
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=1005


Policy Manual Index http://www.va.gov/publ/direc/eds/edsmps.htm


Power of Attorney
http://www.warms.vba..va.gov/admin21/m21_1/mr/part1/ch03.doc


Project 112 (Including Project SHAD)
http://www1.va.gov/shad/


Prosthetics Eligibility
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/ViewPublication.asp?pub_ID=337


Public Health and Environmental Hazards Home Page
http://www.vethealth.cio.med.va.gov/


Public Health/SARS
http://www..publichealth.va.gov/SARS/


Publications Manuals
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/publications.cfm?Pub=4


Publications and Reports
http://www1.va.gov/resdev/prt/pubs_individual.cfm?webpage=gulf_war.htm


Records Center and Vault Homepage
http://www.aac.va.gov/vault/default.html


Records Center and Vault Site Map
http://www.aac.va.gov/vault/sitemap.html


REQUEST FOR AND CONSENT TO RELEASE OF INFORMATION FROM CLAIMANT'S
RECORDS
http://www.forms.va.gov/va/Internet/VARF/getformharness.asp?formName=3288-fo
rm.xft


Research Advisory Committee on Gulf War Veterans Illnesses April 11,
2002
http://www1.va.gov/rac-gwvi/docs/Minutes_April112002.doc


Research Advisory Committee on Gulf War Veterans Illnesses
http://www1.va.gov/rac-gwvi/docs/ReportandRecommendations_2004.pdf


Research and Development
http://www.appc1.va.gov/resdev/programs/all_programs.cfm


Survivor's and Dependents' Educational Assistance
http://www.access.gpo.gov/uscode/title38/partiii_chapter35_.html


Title 38 Index Parts 0-17

http://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?sid=1b0c269b510d3157fbf8f8801bc9b3dc&c=ecfr&tpl=/ecfrbrowse/Title38/38cfrv1_02.tpl


Part 18

http://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?sid=1b0c269b510d3157fbf8f8801b
c9b3dc&c=ecfr&tpl=/ecfrbrowse/Title38/38cfrv2_02.tpl


Title 38 Part 3 Adjudication Subpart A "Pension, Compensation, and
Dependency and Indemnity Compensation
http://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?c=ecfr&sid=1b0c269b510d3157fbf
8f8801bc9b3dc&tpl=/ecfrbrowse/Title38/38cfr3_main_02.tpl


Title 38 Pensions, Bonuses & Veterans Relief (also Ã'§ 3.317
Compensation for certain disabilities due to undiagnosed illnesses found
here)
http://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?c=ecfr&sid=1b0c269b510d3157fbf
8f8801bc9b3dc&tpl=/ecfrbrowse/Title38/38cfr3_main_02.tpl

Title 38
PART 4–SCHEDULE FOR RATING DISABILITIES Subpart B–DISABILITY RATINGS

http://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?c=ecfr&sid=ab7641afd195c84a49a
2067dbbcf95c0&rgn=div6&view=text&node=38:1.0.1.1.5.2&idno=38


Title 38§ 4.16 Total disability ratings for compensation based on
unemployability of the individual. PART A "SCHEDULE FOR RATING DISABILITIES
Subpart à "General Policy in
Ratinghttp://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?c=ecfr&sid=1b0c269b510d3
157fbf8f8801bc9b3dc&rgn=div8&view=text&node=38:1.0.1.1.5.1..96.11&idno=38


U.S. Court of Appeals for Veterans Claims
http://www.vetapp.gov/


VA Best Practice Manual for Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)
http://www.avapl.org/pub/PTSD%20Manual%20final%206.pdf

\VA Fact Sheet http://www1.va.gov/opa/fact/gwfs.html
<
http://www1.va.gov/opa/fact/gwfs.html>;
VA Health Care Eligibility
http://www.va.gov/healtheligibility/home/hecmain.asp


VA INSTITUTING GLOBAL ASSESSMENT OF FUNCTION (GAF)
http://www.avapl.org/gaf/gaf.html


VA Life Insurance Handbook ¬" Chapter 3
http://www.insurance.va.gov/inForceGliSite/GLIhandbook/glibookletch3.htm#310


VA Loan Lending Limits and Jumbo Loans
http://valoans.com/va_facts_limits.cfm


VA MS Research
http://www.va.gov/ms/about.asp


VA National Hepatitis C Program
http://www.hepatitis.va.gov/


VA Office of Research and Development
http://www1.va.gov/resdev/


VA Trainee Pocket Card on Gulf War
http://www.va.gov/OAA/pocketcard/gulfwar.asp


VA WMD EMSHG
http://www1.va.gov/emshg/


VA WRIISC-DC
http://www.va.gov/WRIISC-DC/


VAOIG Hotline Telephone Number and Address
http://www.va.gov/oig/hotline/hotline3.htm


Vet Center Eligibility – Readjustment Counseling Service
http://www.va.gov/rcs/Eligibility.htm


Veterans Benefits Administration Main Web Page
http://www.vba.va.gov/


Veterans Legal and Benefits Information
http://valaw.org/


VHA Forms, Publications, Manuals
http://www1.va.gov/vhapublications/


VHA Programs – Clinical Programs & Initiatives
http://www1.va.gov/health_benefits/page.cfm?pg=13


http://webmaila.juno.com/webmail/new/UrlBlockedError.aspx


VHA Public Health Strategic Health Care Group Home Page http: //
www.publichealth.va.gov/


VHI Guide to Gulf War Veterans ¬(tm) Health
http://www1.va.gov/vhi_ind_study/gulfwar/istudy/index.asp


Vocational Rehabilitation
http://www.vba.va.gov/bln/vre/


Vocational Rehabilitation Subsistence
http://www.vba.va.gov/bln/vre/InterSubsistencefy04.doc


VONAPP online
http://vabenefits.vba.va.gov/vonapp/main.asp


WARMS – 38 CFR Book C
http://www.warms.vba.va.gov/bookc.html


Wartime Disability Compensation
http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=browse_usc&docid=C
ite:+38USC1110


War-Related Illness and Injury Study Center – New Jersey
http://www.wri.med.va.gov/


Welcome to the GI Bill Web Site
http://www.gibill.va.gov/


What VA Social Workers Do
http://www1.va.gov/socialwork/page.cfm?pg=3


WRIISC Patient Eligibility
http://www.illegion.org/va1.html


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